Okay, so obviously I have a distinctive fetish. Namely limbless, helpless, voluptuous torso-babes. The more limbless, the more helpless, the better.
I'm not going to mince words: this fetish is EXACTLY what it looks like, namely a desire to have a completely helpless, totally accessible fucktoy to have my way with whenever I want, however I want, as much as I want.
Yeah, I'm a misogynistic pig, etc. etc. etc. Whatevs.
It's a fantasy. Not apologizing.
Besides, I'm not a sadist, physically or psychologically. I don't enjoy causing pain, I wouldn't torture the girl (well, except with orgasms, which doesn't count). She'd just get groped, fondled, licked, fucked and sucked for hours a day, and spend the rest of her time in kinky lingerie with vibrators and plugs in her pussy and ass. I want a girl who would ENJOY being my fucktoy. Some readers are going "yeah, right, dude." Frankly compared to some of the submissive/nympho/kinky behavior I've seen, I can readily believe that there are women out there who would enjoy being my full-time sex toy. Google Kelly Wells if you don't believe me. Don't do it from your work computer though.
Besides the helpless/accessible aspect though, I also genuinely find the limbless female form to be incredibly beautiful and erotic. Limbless shoulders are narrower, a feminine trait, and the absence of arms draws attention to the breasts, makes them appear larger, and their exposure is erotic. Limbless hips create an entire new and impressive orb-like set of curves from the buttocks that flow smoothly into the now-exposed pussy, a pair of soft round fleshy spheres almost as delectable for fondling and kneading as tits. Finally, a limbless woman is essentially sex incarnate - she is not, let's be honest, good for much else, but very good for that - all of the delectable parts, pretty face, hair, breasts and orifices, everything needed for carnal pleasure and nothing extraneous. And that just increases the attraction factor.
Finally, I like curvy women. Curvy does not mean chubby. Christina Hendricks is curvy (oh so delightfully curvy). Kirstie Alley is chubby. Kat Dennings is curvy. Jessica Alba is not. It is also not a synonym for big breasts. Pamela Anderson is not curvy (she is nasty). Hannah Minx is curvy.
Yeah, that's probably enough offensiveness for now.