IanMcAndrew

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One and Two Halves for Dinner

THUMP! "OW! Dammit! IAAAANNNNN! "Oh. Hi, Sam! I forgot the cushion, didn't I? Sorry!" "You asshole." I round the corner between the bedroom and the living room to find Sam, now just a lovely, limbless torso and head, lying on her back on the transporter pad. "You know, Ian, it's not very nice to remove a girl's limbs without at least warning her. You could have at least put down a pillow!" "Aww, I'm sorry sweetie. I just forgot. Let's be honest though, of all the girls in the world who can afford to fall two and a half feet and land on their rump after some jerk dematerializes their legs without warning, you're the most well-e

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United States
Deviant for 15 years
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Current Residence: Nunya
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Large
Print preference: Uh... celtic uncial
Favourite genre of music: traditional Celtic
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Operating System: Winblows
MP3 player of choice: iPod
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Favourite cartoon character: Jessica Rabbit

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Gamera!

Favourite Movies

Man on Fire

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Medieval Total War II

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limbless fucktoys

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IanMcAndrew

Apr 21, 2011

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Okay, so obviously I have a distinctive fetish.  Namely limbless, helpless, voluptuous torso-babes.  The more limbless, the more helpless, the better. I'm not going to mince words: this fetish is EXACTLY what it looks like, namely a desire to have a completely helpless, totally accessible fucktoy to have my way with whenever I want, however I want, as much as I want. Yeah, I'm a misogynistic pig, etc. etc. etc.  Whatevs. It's a fantasy.  Not apologizing. Besides, I'm not a sadist, physically or psychologically.  I don't enjoy causing pain, I wouldn't torture the girl (well, except with orgasms, which doesn't count).  She'd just get groped